About LooNY: where satire gets paid
LOONY is a community-driven Web3 project that turns political satire into a real business model. We fund the creators, artists, and meme-makers turning political absurdity into the internet's best entertainment, and pay them for it.
Who We Are
We were born from a simple idea: in a world drowning in chaos and noise, the sharpest response isn't anger. It's a good joke. By blending art, culture, and Web3 technology, we turn political absurdity into entertainment worth paying for, and built a mechanism that actually pays the people making it.
Our Mission
To turn political chaos into intelligent satire and art that entertains first, and to build a real economy around it, where creators finally get paid for the work platforms have always monetized without them.
Why LOONY Exists
Politics turned into a bad comedy show a while back. Instead of just doom-scrolling through it, we built LOONY to fund the creators turning that absurdity into something actually funny, and make sure they get paid for it.
A Severe Case of National Brain-Worms
The last few years have felt like a 24/7 reality show written by a committee of chaos monkeys: a nonstop feed of “crazy” headlines that go stale by lunchtime. Reality is optional and everyone's out of popcorn.
Comedy Doesn't Pay the Rent
The internet's best political satirists are doing unpaid public service, turning absurdity into art one meme and one editorial cartoon at a time, while platforms keep the ad revenue and creators keep the exposure. That math has never worked.
So We Built the Paycheck
LOONY routes real ad revenue from viral satire straight back to the creators making it, plus token grants, staking yield, and a DAO seat at the table. Less doom-scrolling, more getting paid to make the doom-scrolling funny.
What We Stand For
ART Power
Art and satire are our highest form of freedom of speech. They are the weapons we use to punch up, expose corruption, and make the powerful laugh at their own expense.
Satire, Not Slander
Laughter is a Trojan horse. It bypasses the brain’s defensive political walls and delivers a payload of critical thought.
Decentralization
Decentralization keeps LOONY transparent and accountable to the community, not a boardroom. It means the platform paying creators can't quietly change the rules on them.
The Loonyverse DAO
Holding LOONY isn't just about crypto. It's about ownership. Our DAO funds creator grants, votes on which satirists and artists get backed next, and decides how the platform grows. Every transaction fuels the next round of creator funding.
MEET THE TEAM
The $LOONY Project is spearheaded by a dedicated team committed to leveraging humor and blockchain technology for positive social impact.
Raj Menon
Co-Founder
Stuart Bloj
Co-Founder
LOONY Frequently Asked Questions
LOONY is what happens when political satire gets a real business model. We fund creators to make satire, art, and commentary that actually gets paid, and we back it with a protocol that turns real ad revenue into permanent token burns. Not just a coin with a mascot. A movement with a mechanism.
Satire, Not Slander. We punch up, not down: using wit to challenge power, never to target private individuals.
No. LOONY is a utility and governance token. It gets you DAO voting weight, staking access, and a stake in a mission, not a promise of profit. Buying LOONY is not an investment in LC Administrative LLC, and nothing on this site is financial, legal, or tax advice. Full risk disclosures are in the whitepaper.
Three things: governance weight in the Satirical Council DAO (more if you stake longer), real yield from staking funded by protocol activity, not inflation, and a front-row seat as the burn engine permanently reduces supply every month. 1,000,000,000 LOONY, fixed forever. No mint function, ever.
Creators earn real, verifiable ad revenue on YouTube, Instagram, wherever. A negotiated slice of that (1–10%) gets converted to USDC every month and split three ways: 40% executes an open-market buy of LOONY, which gets burned for good. 40% recirculates into the next round of creator grants. 20% funds signing the next wave of creators. Real revenue in, permanent supply reduction out.
A 1% fee on every LOONY transaction: buys, sells, transfers. Split evenly: 0.5% keeps development and infrastructure running, 0.5% flows back to stakers as yield. No hidden slices, no surprise buckets.
As little as 1%, up to 10%, negotiated per creator, not a flat tax on anyone. In exchange, creators get a token grant worth 2–5x what they contributed, on top of keeping the rest of their revenue in cash. It's never a trade-off between getting paid and getting tokens.
No. The base deal is a flat fee, paid in real dollars, no wallet required. Going deeper (token grants, recurring partnerships) is entirely optional and never a condition of getting paid for a piece of work.
CertiK security audit of the Creator Pool Contract is in progress. KYC/AML screening (via Sumsub) applies to token sale participants.
Four, each trading lock time for yield and DAO voting weight: The Short Fuse (30 days, 10% APY, base access), The Institutionalized (90 days, 15% APY, standard voting weight), Straightjacket Lock (180 days, 20% APY, 1.5x voting multiplier), and The Asylum Founder (365 days, 25% APY, 2x voting multiplier + exclusive NFTs). Early exit costs a 25% penalty: half burned, half redistributed to everyone who stayed.
Our art feed is powered by a real partnership with Cartoon Movement: 280 editorial cartoonists across 80 countries. What you're seeing is live, published editorial satire, not stock art.
No. LOONY's content is parody and editorial commentary. Depicting a public figure is not an endorsement by them, of them, or any affiliation with them, their office, or their campaign.
Fill out the Creator Information form. Link to your work, your channels, and what you make. We follow up with an actual offer, not a form letter.
The whitepaper has the complete mechanism, tokenomics, roadmap, team, and risk disclosures.