Make Satire Great Again!
LOONY is a movement first, a token second: satire, humor, and a mechanism that pays creators to make it.
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About $LooNY: where satire gets paid
$LOONY is a decentralized, creator-powered satire coin. We're less about starting a revolution and more about making sure the internet's sharpest political comedy, and the creators making it, actually get paid. Forged in political absurdity and funded by real ad revenue, LOONY turns satire into a paycheck and turns creators into owners of the platform they're building.
What We Stand For
ART Power
Art and satire are our highest form of freedom of speech. They are the weapons we use to punch up, expose corruption, and make the powerful laugh at their own expense.
Satire, Not Slander
Laughter is a Trojan horse. It bypasses the brain’s defensive political walls and delivers a payload of critical thought.
Decentralization
Decentralization keeps LOONY transparent and accountable to the community, not a boardroom. It means the platform paying creators can't quietly change the rules on them.
Why Pick Loony?
LOONY empowers creators, supports satire, and turns social commentary into decentralized currency.
Decentralized Fun
Holders shape the project’s voice - an evolving narrative guided by real-time engagement.
Viral Potential
Satire + memes + tech = viral. Designed to spread, engage, and stay relevant in internet culture.
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Social Impact
LOONY fights nonsense with humor, ethics, and a mission that actually means something.
Intelligent Satire
Sharp, layered commentary that sparks thoughts through humor and wit.
Community Powered
You shape the story with us, use LOONY to fund creators and support democratic ideals.
The Blueprint for a Movement
LOONY’s tokenomics bring real math & good vibes to fuel the fun!
The Ad Revenue Burn Loop
LOONY leverages advertising revenue generated by viral content to buy back and burn LOONY tokens. Forever.
Staking Durations & Tiers
These tiers remain aligned with the satirical branding and provide high incentives for long-term"Sanity”.
Tier Name
Duration
APY
Utility
The 1.0% "Engine Tax" & Value Accrual
LOONY utilizes protocol-level capture to ensure value flows back to the ecosystem.
0.5% - Platform Ops
Funds infrastructure, security audits, smart-contract upgrades, and core engineering — keeps LOONY running without needing another token sale.
0.5% - Staking (Real Yield)
Redistributed proportionally to all active stakers: real protocol-backed yield from transaction volume, not inflationary token printing.
How to BUY?
Follow simple steps to buy LOONY and join a fun movement built on humor, creativity, community, and shared purpose.
STEP 1
Connect your wallet
Click the "Buy Now" button.
Select your desired wallet (e.g MetaMask).
Approve the connection in your wallet pop-up.
Buy Now
STEP 2
Enter Purchase Amount
In the purchase interface on the left side, ensure the currency is set to USDT.
Enter the amount of USDT you wish to spend in the top field (or the amount of LOONY you wish to buy in the bottom field).
Verify the details, including the total LOONY you will receive.
STEP 3
Complete the Transaction
Click the "Buy Now" button.
A wallet pop-up will appear, prompting you to Approve the spending of your USDT.
A second wallet pop-up will appear for the actual Purchase transaction (swapping your USDT for LOONY).
Wait for the transaction to confirm on the blockchain. A "Transaction Success" message will appear on the platform.
Roadmap
Phase 1
In Progress
Foundation & Launch
Chain and audit partner finalized
Contracts built and CertiK audited
Fundraise — private and public rounds
Token launch and burn engine activated
Staking and DAO governance live
Vanguard Council established
First DAO Art Fund grant issued
~20 total creators signed
Phase 2
Planned
Scale & Build
~50 total creators signed
NFT marketplace launch
Cartoon Movement drops
LOONY Live events launch
DAO on-chain voting live
Token-gated creator tiers — creators set price and perks
First supply-reduction milestone visible
Phase 3
Planned
Dominate & Expand
~150 total creators signed
Creator Membership Platform
Pay-per-view satire events
Satirist DAO Grant Program
Centralized exchange listings
International expansion
Phase 4
Vision
Institutionalize
Multi-chain expansion
Advertiser protocol
Full DAO decentralization
Creator commerce — future exploration, pending compliance review
620+ creators, global reach, community-owned institution
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We are funding art and fueling creativity
We know that great art needs more than just talent: it needs resources, exposure, and community.